tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60676542011-04-21T21:17:50.415-06:00Alihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01523783111655231298noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6067654.post-1126115027940868652005-09-07T11:42:00.000-06:002005-09-07T11:43:47.946-06:00

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat

Alihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01523783111655231298noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6067654.post-1090215203249212042004-07-18T23:24:00.000-06:002004-07-18T23:33:23.250-06:00

I wish that I could have the same mentality as a child when it came to entertaining myself. I really miss being a child in a way that I could play in a tree for hours and that was fun. Now climbing a tree takes 2 seconds, and I'm not interested after I'm up there! I wish I could play on a playground, and go down the slides and climb on the monkey bars like I did 12 years ago and still find it

Alihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01523783111655231298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6067654.post-1075675447368988442004-02-01T15:44:00.000-07:002004-02-01T15:46:23.543-07:00

...The only people that should wear leopard print are little girls under 8 and Shania Twain.

Alihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01523783111655231298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6067654.post-1070943302881554402003-12-08T21:15:00.000-07:002003-12-08T21:18:53.166-07:00

Hey little girl, did you want to know a secret? Cuz I know one, and it i soooooooo good to hear it. Do you want to know what it shwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it shwas. I know... how to count... all the way to SCHFIFTY FIVE And I will tell you how to do it faster than you can say POOPTY PUEPTY PANTS-SS You ready to hear it baby? Alright..... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/schfiftyfive.html You

Alihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01523783111655231298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6067654.post-1069110425409939162003-11-17T16:07:00.000-07:002003-12-17T22:06:03.346-07:00

One of the many, many annoying things that people do is use the word "ignorant" in the wrong context. When someone is telling me a story about someone who was rude to them and they say, "And I was like, you're sooo ignorant!" I just want to strangle them. Okay okay, well, I want to correct them, and that urge is accompanied by a roll of the eyes. You can't be just plain ignorant, you have to be

Alihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01523783111655231298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6067654.post-1068873951572234352003-11-14T23:25:00.000-07:002004-10-19T20:03:25.416-06:00

Coffee Shop Girl It was 9:03 on a Friday morning when I entered the small Tim Horton's at the corner of Marlborough, and Talbot. It wasn't a regular morning at the quaint donut shop, it just happened to be Friday the thirteenth. And on this Friday, every Harley owner this side of Timbuktu happened to rendezvous at the coffee shop. But out of the chaos of bikers and their old ladies maneuvering

Alihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01523783111655231298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6067654.post-1068874344627069582003-11-14T22:32:00.000-07:002003-11-14T22:32:30.090-07:00

A teacher was helping her student with a math problem. She recited the following story : "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?" The boy pauses. "None," he replied thoughtfully. "No, no, no. Let's try again," the teacher says patiently. She holds up three fingers. "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter

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